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roasted fresh daily in colorado
roast date stamped on every bag · ships within 48hrs of roast
random original art print inside every bag
collectible · independent artists · yours to keep
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roasted fresh daily in colorado
roast date stamped on every bag · ships within 48hrs of roast
random original art print inside every bag
collectible · independent artists · yours to keep
- · you pick the roast · we pick the bag
- · from $14/bag · prepaid ships free
- · gift subscriptions · also ship free
Brazil doing the heavy lifting, Colombia adding the melody. This is for pulling shots in your underwear and calling it a productive morning.
about Brazil + Colombia
Brazil provides the foundational body – natural processed Cerrado beans with clean chocolate and nut character. Colombia's Huila component adds brightness and a late sweetness that lifts the whole blend. Two countries, one very opinionated espresso.
the producer
The Brazil component comes from a cooperative in the Cerrado Mineiro region. The Colombia lot is sourced from small producers in the Huila department. Both relationships are direct and ongoing – we cup both components separately every season before blending.
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Brazil doing the heavy lifting, Colombia adding the melody. This is for pulling shots in your underwear and calling it a productive morning.
about Brazil + Colombia
Brazil provides the foundational body – natural processed Cerrado beans with clean chocolate and nut character. Colombia's Huila component adds brightness and a late sweetness that lifts the whole blend. Two countries, one very opinionated espresso.
the producer
The Brazil component comes from a cooperative in the Cerrado Mineiro region. The Colombia lot is sourced from small producers in the Huila department. Both relationships are direct and ongoing – we cup both components separately every season before blending.
what people are saying
Chris B.
“This is my daily driver. Pull shots in the morning, drip in the afternoon. Handles both like a champ. The chocolate notes are not marketing – they're real.”
Rachel V.
“Good espresso blend at a fair price. Brazil/Colombia combo works – body from one, brightness from the other. Art print was a retro city skyline. Very cool.”
David M.
“Always in stock so I never stress about running out. Solid, consistent, exactly what an evergreen blend should be. Set and forget.”
Anita C.
“Was using a major-brand espresso for years. Switched to this and my morning routine improved by like 40%. Not kidding.”
Chris B.
“This is my daily driver. Pull shots in the morning, drip in the afternoon. Handles both like a champ. The chocolate notes are not marketing – they're real.”
Rachel V.
“Good espresso blend at a fair price. Brazil/Colombia combo works – body from one, brightness from the other. Art print was a retro city skyline. Very cool.”
David M.
“Always in stock so I never stress about running out. Solid, consistent, exactly what an evergreen blend should be. Set and forget.”
Anita C.
“Was using a major-brand espresso for years. Switched to this and my morning routine improved by like 40%. Not kidding.”
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