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Specialty coffee for late nights, weird ideas, and dancing in the kitchen.

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each bag carries a piece inside from one of 6+ artists currently in rotation.coffee shows up. so does something worth keeping. artists change regularly.

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Night Window by Maya Ruiz
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Night Window

Maya Ruiz

Small Run
50 Cards

Maya Ruiz

@mayaruiz.art ↗

Mixed media artist from Denver. Works in ink, watercolor, and late-night impulse.

About This Piece

“Night Window”

“Made between midnight and the thing after midnight.”

Small Run · 50 Cards
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Kitchen Static by Sly Alexander
◉ In Rotation Now
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Kitchen Static

Sly Alexander

Medium Run
100 Cards

Sly Alexander

@slyalexander ↗

Illustrator and screen printer. Makes posters for bands that don't exist yet.

About This Piece

“Kitchen Static”

“The sound a kitchen makes when nobody's cooking.”

Medium Run · 100 Cards
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After Hours by Michelle Miller

Michelle Miller

ig / @michellemiller.co

Painter and printmaker based in Boulder. Obsessed with color theory and breakfast.

“After Hours”

“For the version of you that stays up too late.”

Edition

Wide Run · 150 Cards

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“i bought coffee and accidentally started decorating my life.”...probably you

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