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roasted fresh daily in colorado
roast date stamped on every bag · ships within 48hrs of roast
random original art print inside every bag
collectible · independent artists · yours to keep
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roasted fresh daily in colorado
roast date stamped on every bag · ships within 48hrs of roast
random original art print inside every bag
collectible · independent artists · yours to keep
- · you pick the roast · we pick the bag
- · from $14/bag · prepaid ships free
- · gift subscriptions · also ship free
The one you drink in the dark before anyone else wakes up. Ethiopian highlands, washed clean, bright enough to feel like jumping into cold water. No apologies.
about Ethiopia
Ethiopia is the birthplace of coffee – every cup traces back here. Yirgacheffe sits at the heart of the Gedeo Zone, where smallholder farms average less than two acres and coffee grows wild among the trees. The altitude, the heirloom varieties, and generations of knowledge produce some of the most distinct cups on the planet.
the producer
This lot comes from a network of smallholder farmers in the Yirgacheffe cooperative system, each tending under two acres at altitude. Cherries are hand-sorted and delivered to the central washing station, where the lot is processed together to maintain consistency.
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The one you drink in the dark before anyone else wakes up. Ethiopian highlands, washed clean, bright enough to feel like jumping into cold water. No apologies.
about Ethiopia
Ethiopia is the birthplace of coffee – every cup traces back here. Yirgacheffe sits at the heart of the Gedeo Zone, where smallholder farms average less than two acres and coffee grows wild among the trees. The altitude, the heirloom varieties, and generations of knowledge produce some of the most distinct cups on the planet.
the producer
This lot comes from a network of smallholder farmers in the Yirgacheffe cooperative system, each tending under two acres at altitude. Cherries are hand-sorted and delivered to the central washing station, where the lot is processed together to maintain consistency.
what people are saying
Sarah K.
“Made this at 5am before anyone was awake. Exactly that. Light, floral, completely unbothered. The art print was a portrait of a confused-looking cat – my daughter owns it now.”
Marcus T.
“Been chasing a good Ethiopian light roast for two years. This is it. Pour over, 4-minute steep, 205°F. Perfect every time.”
Jordan L.
“Genuinely one of the most floral coffees I've ever had. Reminds me of jasmine tea but it's coffee. Weird. Great. Ordered twice.”
Priya M.
“Subscribed after my first bag. Consistency is real – every bag has been excellent. Appreciate the transparency tab, nice to see where the money goes.”
Sarah K.
“Made this at 5am before anyone was awake. Exactly that. Light, floral, completely unbothered. The art print was a portrait of a confused-looking cat – my daughter owns it now.”
Marcus T.
“Been chasing a good Ethiopian light roast for two years. This is it. Pour over, 4-minute steep, 205°F. Perfect every time.”
Jordan L.
“Genuinely one of the most floral coffees I've ever had. Reminds me of jasmine tea but it's coffee. Weird. Great. Ordered twice.”
Priya M.
“Subscribed after my first bag. Consistency is real – every bag has been excellent. Appreciate the transparency tab, nice to see where the money goes.”
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